Habt ihr viren=

wah ich bin verdammt infiziert

der virusscanner kann nix der wiederspricht sich:

Zitat

Viruses you suffer from:
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Lol !

*lol* goil

ich bin LINUX und Mac infiziert *g*

Ihr seits ja alle fast virenfrei
gebs euch mal meines

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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

hopperla ich hab da bissl was flasch gmacht

tjo hätt vielleicht doch die anleitung lesen solln


Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.