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Vanplysch

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08.04.2009 - 14:23
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Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

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Hornet331

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08.04.2009 - 14:55
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Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "**** me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

:fresserettich:

pech wenn ma internet hat und zu blöd is ins spanish wörterbuch zu schaun. :D


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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

das nenn ich mal hardcore nerd... pokemon besser als sex. :D
Bearbeitet von Hornet331 am 08.04.2009, 15:16

Xan

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08.04.2009 - 15:00
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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

haha... wie geil is das =)
das mitn squirrel kann auch einiges

HitTheCow

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08.04.2009 - 18:24
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das nenn ich mal hardcore nerd... pokemon besser als sex. :D
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
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aLiEn

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22.04.2009 - 14:40
Zitat von Xan
haha... wie geil is das =)
das mitn squirrel kann auch einiges

Haha :D

KruzFX

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22.04.2009 - 21:36
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Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML
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