kinky sex

A woman is at a bar, drinking and depressed. A man walks in and sits next to
her. He, too, is drinking and depressed. After a time, the man asks the
woman, "What are you so depressed about?"

She says, "My husband left me because he thought I was too kinky."

He says, "Really? My wife left me because she thought that I was too kinky!"

They order another drink, and she says to him, "Hey listen, we're both
adults here, and it looks like we might have a little something in common...
whaddya say we go back to my place and see what happens?"

He says, "Sounds like a great idea!" And they finish their drinks and leave.

When they get to her place, she says to him, "Wait right here, I'm going to
go change into something more comfortable." She goes to her bedroom and puts
on some black leather boots with six-inch heels, a leather mini-skirt, a
rubber bra with the nipples cut out, a dog collar, and a leather hood. She
then graps a riding crop and some hand cuffs and saunters seductively out to
the living room where she sees the guy putting on his coat and hat and
heading out the door.

"Where ya going?" she asks. "I thought that we were going to get kinky?"

"Hey," he says "I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse ... Now I'm outta here!"

ROFL³

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