Top Ten Things, I, Saddam Hussein, Want To Get Off My Chest

Ich liebe einfach die Top 10 Listen von Letterman:

10. "I don't have links to Al Qaeda, but the same guy does our taxes"

9. "Of my 24 palaces, 19 are just timeshares"

8. "Kim Jong-Il cheats at Scrabble"

7. "I bought most of my medals on eBay"

6. "You know what I use to liven up leftovers? Anthrax"

5. "Sometimes even I confuse Iran and Iraq"

4. "Is it just me, or does it seem like Michael Jackson is weird?"

3. "Christiane Amanpour -- call me"

2. "Try to find a parking space in downtown Baghdad, now that's torture -- am I right, people?"

1. "I can't prove it, but I think Hans Blix took a leak in my pool"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/

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Top Ten Surprises In Dan Rather's Interview with Saddam Hussein

10. Saddam's responses to American charges were mainly of the "your momma's so fat" variety

9. The good laugh they shared at how wimpy the French are

8. Saddam kept calling Dan "Wolf"

7. The palpable sexual tension

6. Not only do they get CBS in Iraq, Saddam loves "Becker"

5. If the United States invades, Saddam would like us to do it in March, after the Baghdad tulip show

4. Entire interview was Saddam demonstrating a low-impact aerobic workout

3. Saddam fell for it every time Dan yelled, "Incoming!"

2. Proudly introduced Dan to the three relatives he hasn't executed

1. Saddam agreed to disarm if they give him one shot on "American Idol" (das amerikanische Starmania)