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jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:39 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid (Deckel) off of the specimen cup
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:40 A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says 'I will grant each of you three wishes.' The bear says 'I wish all the bears in the forest were females.' poof It's done. The rabbit says 'I wish for a motorcycle.' poof It's done. The bear says 'I wish all the bears in this country were females.' poof It's done. The rabbit says 'I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house.' poof It's done. The bear is thinking to himself 'why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.' 'And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female.' poof It's done. The rabbit says 'For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay.' And he rides off on his motorcycle.
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:41 Die Witze hab ich übrigens von http://www.ejokez.com
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:44 einer noch: Three men get stranded on an island and a tribe comes from no were.The chief says to them: ungubunga or death. so the first guy asks the chief what ungubunga is and the chief simply repeats him self.so the first guy says ungubunga and the chief fucks him and lets him go. so the second guy says well its pretty disgusting but i have a family so he chooses ungubunga and gets fucked. so the third guy's like you to are disgusting and chooses death. the chief exclaims good choice death by ungubunga!
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:45 hey, 6 Posts in Serie! Mit dem jetzt der 7.
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 15:48 jetzt bin ich endlich draufgekommen, warum manche mehr Seiten haben als andere...mann bin ich dämlich! Man kann ja einstellen, wie viele Posts pro Seite angezeigt werden!
KRuStY232 Big d00d Registered: Aug 2000 Location: Wien Posts: 154	07.02.2002 - 15:49 got w00t ? roo_4543.jpg (downloaded 79x)
dime rockz da world Registered: Jan 2001 Location: Linz, OÖ, Austr.. Posts: 1237	07.02.2002 - 16:13 geiles kengaru
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 16:15 lässig
HowlingWolf ... Registered: Jul 2001 Location: 2340 Posts: 1316	07.02.2002 - 16:15 w00t
-caRty- Here to stay Registered: Mar 2001 Location: Wiener Neustadt Posts: 1661	07.02.2002 - 16:25 bla
dime rockz da world Registered: Jan 2001 Location: Linz, OÖ, Austr.. Posts: 1237	07.02.2002 - 17:21 "saufen" erst auf der 2. Seite !?!?! Kann nicht sein ! Also hat wer ne Idee wie wir hier weitermachen ?? wir könnten ja besondere URLS hier austauschen Hier die erste : http://www.stinsv.com
Simml asdf Registered: Aug 2000 Location: Wien 9/Ländle Posts: 6254	07.02.2002 - 18:30 no ned mal 500 posts, das wird ein langer weg mfg simml
HowlingWolf ... Registered: Jul 2001 Location: 2340 Posts: 1316	07.02.2002 - 18:31 2000ter view g
jayjay --------- Registered: Dec 2001 Location: Klosterneuburg Posts: 642	07.02.2002 - 19:00 views sind nicht so wichtig, was zählt, sind die Posts