nice joke

bluefoxx

Legend

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Vienna
Posts: 7091

24.06.2003 - 21:36

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's
heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as he now considered her to be
mentally stable.When he went to tell Edna the news
he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping
in and saving the life of another patient. I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The
bad news is, Jim the patient you saved, hung himself
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry." "Now...How soon can I go home?"

Athlon1

Future has arrived!

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Posts: 5703

24.06.2003 - 21:39

pffff makaber, net witzig imho

SockE

Banned

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Posts: 6747

24.06.2003 - 21:43

ich find ihn net lustig

Skobold

Inventor of Super Toast

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Posts: 1098

24.06.2003 - 21:43

ich find den lustig

Vivo

Dreamworker

Registered: May 2002
Location: Tal der Könige
Posts: 1478

24.06.2003 - 21:44

hat etwas sehr makaberes ...
aber ich find ihn komisch

Daroude

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Posts: 1534

24.06.2003 - 21:46

Den hab ich erst vor kurzem auf deutsch gehört

retro

computer says no

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24.06.2003 - 21:58

lol

clarence

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Posts: 403

24.06.2003 - 22:48

apropos deutsch, ich kenn den witz auch auf italienisch

Jimb0 and Edno wero botho patientso ino a mentalo hospitalo.
Ono dayo whilo theyo wero walkingo pasto the hospitalo
swimming poolo, Jimo suddenly jump0rd into the deepo endo.
He sanko to the bottomo of the poolo and stayed thero.
Edno promptly jumped in to save him. She swamo to the
bottomo and pull0rd Jimb0 out.
When the medical directoro becameo awareo ofo Edno's
heroic acto he immediately ordered hero to be discharged
from the hospitalo, as he now consideredo her to be
mentally stablo. When he wento to tell Edno the newso
he saido, "Edno, I havo good newso and bad newso.
The good newso is you're being dischargedo; since you
wero ablo to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping
ino and savingo the lifo of another patiento. I have
concluded thato your acto displays sound mindednesso. The
bad newso is, Jimb0 the patiento you saved, hung himselfo
with his bathrobo belto in the bathroomo. I am so sorry,
but he's deado."
Edno replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dryo." "Now...How soono can I go homo?"

Tex

got r00t?

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: salzburg
Posts: 1844

24.06.2003 - 22:53

*rofl*

clarence, was hast denn du heute gegessen?

kobebryant

whatever it takes

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: near St. Pölten
Posts: 1186

24.06.2003 - 22:54

doch nicht etwa menschenfleisch

Hokum

Techmarine

Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Wien
Posts: 2574

25.06.2003 - 14:38

pointe schlecht formuliert.

semteX

Risen from the banned

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Posts: 14518

25.06.2003 - 16:43

schön markaber

nfin1te

nuttiest knifenut

Registered: May 2002
Location: Wien
Posts: 7724

26.06.2003 - 10:19

ich find erm gut, und die pointe is auch ganz ok formuliert (auf englisch)

Hokum

Techmarine

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Location: Wien
Posts: 2574

26.06.2003 - 21:16

Zitat von nfin1te
ich find erm gut, und die pointe is auch ganz ok formuliert (auf englisch)

der letzte satz is imho überflüssig. aber du kannst mir ja nochmal die pointe erklären

*wink*

Bearbeitet von Hokum am 26.06.2003, 21:21

killemall

Little Overclocker

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Linz
Posts: 75

27.06.2003 - 18:20

Zitat von Nasenhaar
ich find ihn net lustig

i find dein nickname a ned lustig

bluefoxx Legend Registered: Oct 2001 Location: Vienna Posts: 7091	24.06.2003 - 21:36 Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "Now...How soon can I go home?"
Athlon1 Future has arrived! Registered: Nov 2001 Location: NÖ Posts: 5703	24.06.2003 - 21:39 pffff makaber, net witzig imho
SockE Banned Registered: Oct 2002 Location: Ö Posts: 6747	24.06.2003 - 21:43 ich find ihn net lustig
Skobold Inventor of Super Toast Registered: May 2002 Location: Anatolien Posts: 1098	24.06.2003 - 21:43 ich find den lustig
Vivo Dreamworker Registered: May 2002 Location: Tal der Könige Posts: 1478	24.06.2003 - 21:44 hat etwas sehr makaberes ... aber ich find ihn komisch
Daroude OC Addicted Registered: Jul 2002 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 1534	24.06.2003 - 21:46 Den hab ich erst vor kurzem auf deutsch gehört
retro computer says no Registered: Jul 2002 Location: XXII Posts: 3260	24.06.2003 - 21:58 lol
clarence Banned Registered: Jun 2003 Location: hihi Posts: 403	24.06.2003 - 22:48 apropos deutsch, ich kenn den witz auch auf italienisch Jimb0 and Edno wero botho patientso ino a mentalo hospitalo. Ono dayo whilo theyo wero walkingo pasto the hospitalo swimming poolo, Jimo suddenly jump0rd into the deepo endo. He sanko to the bottomo of the poolo and stayed thero. Edno promptly jumped in to save him. She swamo to the bottomo and pull0rd Jimb0 out. When the medical directoro becameo awareo ofo Edno's heroic acto he immediately ordered hero to be discharged from the hospitalo, as he now consideredo her to be mentally stablo. When he wento to tell Edno the newso he saido, "Edno, I havo good newso and bad newso. The good newso is you're being dischargedo; since you wero ablo to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping ino and savingo the lifo of another patiento. I have concluded thato your acto displays sound mindednesso. The bad newso is, Jimb0 the patiento you saved, hung himselfo with his bathrobo belto in the bathroomo. I am so sorry, but he's deado." Edno replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dryo." "Now...How soono can I go homo?"
Tex got r00t? Registered: Aug 2000 Location: salzburg Posts: 1844	24.06.2003 - 22:53 rofl clarence, was hast denn du heute gegessen?
kobebryant whatever it takes Registered: Aug 2001 Location: near St. Pölten Posts: 1186	24.06.2003 - 22:54 doch nicht etwa menschenfleisch
Hokum Techmarine Registered: Dec 2000 Location: Wien Posts: 2574	25.06.2003 - 14:38 pointe schlecht formuliert.
semteX Risen from the banned Registered: Oct 2002 Location: Pre Posts: 14518	25.06.2003 - 16:43 schön markaber
nfin1te nuttiest knifenut Registered: May 2002 Location: Wien Posts: 7724	26.06.2003 - 10:19 ich find erm gut, und die pointe is auch ganz ok formuliert (auf englisch)
Hokum Techmarine Registered: Dec 2000 Location: Wien Posts: 2574	26.06.2003 - 21:16 Zitat von nfin1te ich find erm gut, und die pointe is auch ganz ok formuliert (auf englisch) der letzte satz is imho überflüssig. aber du kannst mir ja nochmal die pointe erklären wink Bearbeitet von Hokum am 26.06.2003, 21:21
killemall Little Overclocker Registered: Oct 2001 Location: Linz Posts: 75	27.06.2003 - 18:20 Zitat von Nasenhaar ich find ihn net lustig i find dein nickname a ned lustig

nice joke

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