Lektion 1

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ENG LEKTION 3

What is the difference between a keyboard and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop a keyboard into little pieces.

How do you know if there is a bass player at the door?
The knocking gets lower.


Guy walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Duh, yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agent."


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1-5-1-5-1-5-1- ...


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, and four to argue that Neil Peart would have done it better...


A drummer standing still is probably dead ...
The tenth of a second that they do stand still is regarded as an off beat.


What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless


How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twenty, one to hold the bulb and nineteen to drink beer till the room spins.


Musical Oxymorons: Snare Drum Music


Musical Oxymorons: Professional Drummer


Why do bands need Roadies?
To translate what the drummer says.


What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!


What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."