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MEDICINE
This prize is awarded in two parts. First, to Patient X, formerly
of the US Marine Corps, valiant victim of a venomous bite from his
pet rattlesnake, for his determined use of electroshock therapy --
at his own insistence, automobile sparkplug wires were attached to
his lip, and the car engine revved to 3000 rpm for five minutes.
Second, to Dr. Richard C. Dart of the Rocky Mountain Poison Center
and Dr. Richard A. Gustafson of The University of Arizona Health
Sciences Center, for their well-grounded medical report: "Failure
of Electric Shock Treatment for Rattlesnake Envenomation."
[Published in "Annals of Emergency Medicine," vol. 20, no. 6, June
1991, pp. 659-61.]




MATHEMATICS
Robert Faid of Greenville, South Carolina, farsighted and faithful
seer of statistics, for calculating the exact odds
(710,609,175,188,282,000 to 1) that Mikhail Gorbachev is the Antichrist.
[REFERENCE: "Gorbachev! Has the Real Antichrist Come?"]


CHEMISTRY
Jacques Benveniste of France, for his homeopathic discovery that
not only does water have memory, but that the information can be
transmitted over telephone lines and the Internet.
[NOTE: Benveniste also won the 1991 Ig Nobel Chemistry Prize.]
[REFERENCE:"Transatlantic Transfer of Digitized Antigen Signal by
Telephone Link," J. Benveniste, P. Jurgens, W. Hsueh and J. Aissa,
"Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology - Program and
abstracts of papers to be presented during scientific sessions
AAAAI/AAI.CIS Joint Meeting February 21-26, 1997"]


MEDICINE
F. Kanda, E. Yagi, M. Fukuda, K. Nakajima, T. Ohta and O. Nakata
of the Shisedo Research Center in Yokohama, for their pioneering
research study "Elucidation of Chemical Compounds Responsible for
Foot Malodour," especially for their conclusion that people who
think they have foot odor do, and those who don't, don't.
[Published in British Journal of Dermatology, vol. 122, no. 6,
June 1990, pp. 771-6.]

MEDICINE
Dr. Arvid Vatle of Stord, Norway, for carefully collecting, classifying, and contemplating which kinds of containers his patients chose when
submitting urine samples. (REFERENCE: "Unyttig om urinprøver," Arvid Vatle, Tidsskift for Den norske laegeforening [The Journal of the Norwegian Medical Association], no. 8, March 20, 1999, p. 1178.)

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mat

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wieso müssen die stupidesten sachen immer besonders schwierig genannt werden? ich musste jeden award mindestens 2 mal lesen :D

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Zitat von mat
wieso müssen die stupidesten sachen immer besonders schwierig genannt werden? ich musste jeden award mindestens 2 mal lesen :D

dann ist der preisträger genau der richtige für dich:

LITERATURE: Daniel Oppenheimer of Princeton University for his report "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly."
REFERENCE: "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly," Daniel M. Oppenheimer, Applied Cognitive Psychology, vol. 20, no. 2, March 2006, pp. 139-56.



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semteX

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hrhr wirklich sehr geile sachn dabei

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find ich irgendwie beleidigend. ^^

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http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_...Ig-Nobelpreises

Biologie 2003:

C.W. Moeliker vom Naturkundemuseum Rotterdam, für den ersten wissenschaftlich dokumentierten Fall von homosexueller Nekrophilie bei der Stockente (Anas platyrhynchos) (The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae) Deinsea, vol. 8, 2001, pp. 243-7. Fotos, PDF)

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Zitat von shazam
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_...Ig-Nobelpreises

Biologie 2003:

C.W. Moeliker vom Naturkundemuseum Rotterdam, für den ersten wissenschaftlich dokumentierten Fall von homosexueller Nekrophilie bei der Stockente (Anas platyrhynchos) (The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae) Deinsea, vol. 8, 2001, pp. 243-7. Fotos, PDF)

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dazu gibts doch auch irgendwo einen scan von dem zugehörigen zeitungsartikel... Hat den wer bei der hand? Ich browse grad mitn handy und mag ned suchen :D

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also ich find den von 93 ganz nett ;)

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F. Nolan, Thomas J. Stillwell und John P. Sands, Jr., medizinische Männer der Gnade, für ihren sorgfältigen Forschungsreport, "Akutes Management von in Reißverschlüssen eingeklemmten Penissen."

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Den fand ich toll :D http://www.doeblitz.net/ghg/

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