Hand Relief?

S'gott,

soeben reinbekommen. Hier eine Liste mit Umschreibungen für die gewisse Tätigkeit alleine..

# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
# Auditioning the hand puppet
# Beating the fu*k out of your best friend
# Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
# Cheating on your other hand
# Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
# Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
# Committing mass spermicide
# Decongesting the weasel
# Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
# Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
# Dropping the kids off at the pool
# Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
# Evicting the testicular squatters
# Firing the presidential staff
# Flogging your dumber brother
# Foreplay with Fistina
# Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
# Freeing the hostages
# Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
# Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
# Giving the seamen shore leave
# Giving yourself a helping hand
# Giving yourself a low five
# Having a puppet show in your pants
# Having a staff meeting
# Launching the morning missile
# Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
# Making the bald guy cry
# Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
# Making the llama spit
# Manhandling your man-handle
# Milking the bull
# Rapid one arm pull-ups
# Releasing the Olympic Doves
# Romancing the bone
# Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
# Running in single-user mode
# Sanding the obelisk
# Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
# Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
# Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
# Shaking the hand of the self-employed
# Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
# Spending some quality time with yourself
# Spilling my children on my belly
# Twinkie Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
# Taking little Elvis to Graceland
# Target practice with the yogurt gun
# Test-firing the meat missile
# Warming up the altar boy's dinner

Kennt ihr noch welche?

alt und gabs schon.