ein freundschaftsgedicht

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship"
poems that always sound good but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a
"friendship" poem that really speaks to true
friendship and truth itself...

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Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and
help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard
who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got
laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to
quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words
to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until
you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you
may ask?

Because you're my friend, you bastard!

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Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and
get depressed because you realize you only have 2
friends, and one of them is not speaking to you
right now anyway.

*gggggg*
das hat stil...