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noledge

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04.12.2001 - 08:54
... kugel geben :D

meine lieblingspassagen:

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers

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8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

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Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory

wah bitte, lests euch des GANZ durch, i kann nimma vor lachen :D

edit: besserer link

http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

noli
Bearbeitet von noledge am 04.12.2001, 09:07

whitegrey

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04.12.2001 - 08:56
:D :D :D

...wie bist denn auf des kumma ?!?

noledge

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04.12.2001 - 09:02
a friend wrote me :)

noch a geniale passage:

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

muahahaha, flash und comet cursor *looool*

noli

BuX

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04.12.2001 - 09:05
rofl
is ja geil das werd ich sofort weiterleiten... mal sehn wielangs dann dauert bis die seite gehackt is *fg*
cheers, BuX:D

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04.12.2001 - 09:27
ROFL :D :D :D wenigstens unterhaltsam ist es ;)

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04.12.2001 - 09:58
der geilste satz is sicher "BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. !


roflmao.. i pack mi voi ob..

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04.12.2001 - 10:03
ich leg noch was nach:

http://www.wirtschaftsblatt.at/tech...shtml?id=149129

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Ich stelle mir folgende Szene vor: Gendarmerieposten Mattersburg, 7 Uhr 13. Ein völlig aufgelöster Besitzer der lokalen Fleischhauerei betritt den Posten, rüttelt den Gendarmen am Arm und schreit: "Heast! A so a Compjuta-Hecka versucht gerade meine geheiman Datn zu fladan. Hüf ma!"

muhhahaaaa

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04.12.2001 - 13:50
*lol*

danke, m$ & polizei.at
unsere leberkas semmerl san gerettet :D :D

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04.12.2001 - 13:54
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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Bonzai Buddy rulz. Des Viech is echt lässig :D
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