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hynk 02.12.2005 - 14:35 30952 132 Thread rating
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hynk

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hatepages san jo ah so wichtig :)

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geht auf: http://www.milkandcookies.com und sucht nach conan. der erste hit sind walker texas ranger clips xD

(oder direkte links zu den 3 clips: )
http://www.devilducky.com/media/27550/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/27548/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/27549/

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Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

pure pwnage! :eek: :D

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using chuck norris' roundhouse kick to compress liquid chuck norri(*) infinitely star****ers' roundhouse-single-stage will reach -70 K thus giving his processor infinite performance to make the universe implode. only chuck norris will survive.

(* hardest material known to man!)

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.

Meine lieblinge!

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http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

Das gleiche gibts mit Mr. T & Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another.
:D :D
Bearbeitet von Punisher am 06.12.2005, 16:34

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Zitat von Punisher
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

Das gleiche gibts mit Mr. T & Vin Diesel

:D :D
omg, bei den vin diesel facts bin ich teilweise fast gestorben vor lauter lachen :D MEHR! ^^

edit:

ist bei mir gerade bei den random facts herausgekommen:
When Jesus said, “Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone,” Vin Diesel threw a stone . . . at Jesus. :D
Bearbeitet von d3ft0n3 am 06.12.2005, 20:25

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vin diesel is the fat bastard from austin powers.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

:cordless:

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da gibts noch ein paar die nicht dabeistehn
find ich sehr hort

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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imho der beste:

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

:D

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w00t :D :D chuck war mein held in den 80gern, meiner kindheit :D

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oh mann die vin diesel sachen hams mächtig drauf

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Zitat von Lizardking
da gibts noch ein paar die nicht dabeistehn
find ich sehr hort

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ich bin für ne sammelbestellung von shirts :eek:!
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