Brief von George W. Bush Jr.

I am George Walker Bush, son of the former
President of the United States of America George
Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as
President of The United States of America. This letter
might surprise you because we have not met neither
in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of
you in my search for a reliable and reputable person
to handle a very confidential business transaction,
which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money
to an account requiring maximum confidence.

"I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to
seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are
presently trapped in the Republic of Iraq. My partners
and I solicit your assistance in completing a
transaction begun by my father, who has long been
actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the
United States of America, and bravely served his
country as director of the United States Central
Intelligence Agency.
My family is calling for your urgent assistance in
funding the removal of the President of the Republic
of Iraq and acquiring the petroleum assets of his
country, as compensation for the costs of removing
him from power. Unfortunately, our partners from
1991are not willing to shoulder the burden of this
new venture, which in its upcoming phase may cost
the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars
($100,000,000,000 -$200,000,000,000), both in the
initial acquisition and in long-term management...

I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten
to twenty-five percent (10-25%) of your yearly
income to our account to aid in this important
venture. The Internal Revenue Service of the United
States of America will function as our trusted
intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer
before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.

Mr. Bush, the check is in the mail.

axo, das ist ein Scherz! Dachte schon...


Dem trau ich das ungschauter zu!