[Serie] Silicon Valley

Zitat von BiG_WEaSeL

Ich schau es auch, mir ist es aber leider nicht zu überzeichnet sondern so nah an der Realität, dass es weh tut.

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Erlich: [...] We're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience.

Jared: That's a lot of jerking.

Gilfoyle: And we only have ten minutes to present, so ...

Richard: So we're fucked, aren't we?

Dinesh: Yeah, even if he's jerking two at a time, there are what, 800 guys in that room so that's 400 times whatever the Mean Jerk Time is.

Jared: The what?

Dinesh: Mean Jerk Time. I mean, it doesn't matter but hypothetically time is equal to 400 total jerks at a 2 dick rate.

Gilfoyle: Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time and then we can cut that in half.

Dinesh: How would he do four guys? He's got two hands so that's two dicks at a time, right?

Gilfoyle: You have two guys on either side with their dicks tip to tip so you're going full length. Four, see?

Jared: Ohhhh. From the middle out. That does make sense.

Gilfoyle: Two shake ways.

Dinesh: So what we're trying to do - hypothetically - is minimize time which is 800 dudes multiplied by Mean Jerk Time divided by 4 dicks at a time. Of course, Erlich would have to presort guys by height so that their dicks lined up.

Gilfoyle: Not by height. Technically the measurement that we're looking for really is Dick To Floor. Call that D2F.

Erlich: You know, if a guy's dick was long enough he would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick, the greater the D2F bridge. I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion. I would just have to jerk it on an angle.

Gilfoyle: So D2F sub 1 needs to equal D2F sub 2 and D2F sub 3 needs to equal D2F sub 4 where length L creates a complementary shaft angle. Call that theta D. Now the orgasm threshold is a function of lambda sub I ...

Jared: Guys, does girth similarity affect Ehrlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?

Ehrlich: Shit, yeah. I think it would.

Ehrlich: Time To Orgasm or T2O has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks, otherwise I'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted.

Gilfoyle: Unless you hotswap dicks in and out so on a downstroke, you get a new one in so when you stroke up, you're not wasting any energy.

Dinesh: Even so, I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina.